AM I WEIRD? KAW Quotient Test

I own the following (check all that apply):

1. A Tommy Hilfiger tattoo
2. An SUV with the extra tailgating magnet
3. A PDA and a cell phone and a pager and a laptop and a watch that cost more than $50
4. A Port-A-Potty

I have put marshmallow chickens in a microwave.

___ Yes ___ No

I know what a zilch is.

___ Yes ___ No

I know who Oscar Snowden was:

___ Yes ___ No ___ I think I am The Big O.

I spend more time in my car than I do eating.

___ Yes ___ No ___ A man in Australia once ate a car

I have never been above 45^th Street nor below Oltorf.

___ Yes ___ No

Given the choice of a deep-fried brioche and a low-fat funnel cake, which would you choose?

___ Yes ___ No

Which of the following do you think are good ideas?

1. Mandatory jalapeno-eating contests
   
2. A dueling green in Zilker Park
   
3. A tug-of-war between Circle C and East Austin. Winner takes all.
   
4. A theme park recreating The Stallion, Tortilla Flats, Armadillo World Headquarters, San Jacinto Cafe, and Jake’s

The city council should address the following issues:

1. Trompe d'oeil speed bumps
   
2. Vocabulary-boosting word-a-day skywriting
   
3. Reduced quality of hallucinations

The last time I saw a rattlesnake on West 27th Street was:

1. 1974

For each "Yes" answer, deduct 5% from line five. For each "No" answer, go forth and multiply by 35. For the numbered questions, add the number of your choices to the date this page was updated. If you scored less than 16, you definitely may or may not be weird enough.